Keep it simple stupid. Take action. Here, look:
- Obtain a six pack
- Take your shirt off at a pool, or any place where it is socially acceptable to do so.
- Profit.
That’s 3 steps. 3 STEPS. I get that it is April Fools day, but this is actually legit. I know because I take my shirt off at the pool and all of a sudden girls get googly eyed and horny. I was hanging around some University of Washington frat houses yesterday. All they do is party, and play in the pool. And the sorority girls are pretty slutty. Imagine the possibilities of having a six pack, and getting to show it off at pool parties? Your life could be like Animal House.
Can it be that simple to get IOIs?
YES!
Just take action. Harvesting IOIs is easy once you have a six pack.
Or a Lamborghini. Although I prefer the Camaro.
The end.
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P.S. I find it amusing that IOI and 101 look so similar to each other.