Even though I don’t see eye to eye with Roosh on a few things, I have to give him credit for figuring out slut tells.
I have compiled my take on the topic, along with some added humorous explanations. Take this with a grain of salt, not all generalizations are true…but you should assume they are to make it easier on yourself with less self doubt.
Here they are.
Tattoos (Tramp Stamp? You have my seal of approval)
Piercings (If she can handle needles being stuck though her body, surely anal isn’t out of the question)
Fish Face (Makes fishy face with lips? You’re golden, play with her tits.)
Cusses (Especially if she says “Fuck” or “Bitch” – This means a literal fuck is in order)
Not Ticklish (She’s been felt up so much she doesn’t laugh, but gets wet instead. Ohhh yeahhh.)
Drug Talk (Talks about marijuana, meth or molly? She can make you feel jolly.)
Big Boobs (Motor Boat that shit)
Shows Skin (Thats a nice short skirt miss, but where are your panties?)
Body Hair (More understanding of men)
Association with other sluts (They do move in herds!)
Bisexual (Rolls both ways, knows how to play.)
Was in a sorority (Loves those fratboy Chads. Be like Chad.)
Went to a party school (Arizona State? University of Colorado? She knows whats up.)
Lost Virginity at young age (She knows whats up)
Likes Tequila or Party Drugs (Tequila makes her clothes come off.)
Friends with Djs, Promoters, etc (She knows whats up)
Is a wannabe model (Wants to show skin and be “objectified” by the “patriarchy”? Let her)
Talks about sex (Must like sex.)
Daddy Issues (She needs a masculine force of energy. Give her that with your cock.)
My favorite due to the irony: She is a ‘Feminist’ (Feminism is largely a sexual strategy to filter out the weak men who give in to her bullshit with the ‘aware’ men who are able to reject feminism and still be the alpha male they fantasize about in 50s Shades of Bullshit and other rape fantasies.)
Tans (Vitamin D makes you horny. Look it up.)
Hair Dyed (Pink Hair? You’re on, player.)
Smokes (Tokes? Then she chokes…on cock)
Guy friends (She knows whats up.)
Color Contacts (Insecure about own color of her eyes? She wants your cock, isn’t that nice?)
Slutty Role models like Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift or the Kardashians (Baby lets make a sex tape like that Kardashian bitch)
Wears Hoop Earrings (Big enough to stick your dick in)
Grew Up with multiple brothers (She knows whats up)
Went to a Catholic or all girls school (She doesn’t know whats up and wants to find out)
Loud voice or loud laugh (Mating call?)
Is an athlete (Athletic people have high sex drives. Yeah, science, bitch!)
Drinks Whiskey, manly drinks (Black Velvet Whiskey and Coke? My favorite)
Online Attention Whore (Ok ok, you want attention, but hows a real life man compare to your online orbiters/fans?)
Majored in Psychology (She knows whats up)
Doesn’t object to unprotected sex early on (She gives no fucks except the literal kind)
Good at Sucking Dick (She knows exactly how to to caress the balls and suck dick like a fucking porn star.
This is a really good talent.)
Claims to be good at dancing but doesn’t do any formal dances like the Tango or Waltz (She likes it dirty)
Is a single mom (Can’t get enough alpha.)
Sex Positive (Can’t get enough alpha.)
Moved to New York at some point but isn’t actually from there (She’s adventurous.)
Has Fake tits or ass (Insecure about natural body, equals easy access to said body for you. Way to go, champ.)
Is a fag hag/fruit fly (Hangs around gays, she must like rolling around in the hay)
Into cosplay (Kinky.)
On birth Control (She’s expecting sex to happen at any point in time.)
Always late to things (Such a bad girl.)
Man Jaw or man mouth (High T levels maybe?)
Somewhat overweight (Insecure about body?)
Her mother is a slut (Like Mother like Daughter)